Hello dear reader, and yes to this update I am at pains, indeed, as many are about to see me (yes in my head subjects walking) there has been first on the subject the pub number 2 that I reserve for later and then another cons tecktonik I reserve equal for later (which will give me the privilege of being insulted by adeps this "dance" that I probably will say "no it's cool the TCK is a way of life you see. ..)
But the topic that gets me out of my gong (yes I'm wearing in this metaphor) is: Guy Carliers! not dear reader do not whistle, columnist turbulent Beijing Olympics is not bad ... but then if it's not his fault, but we'll come back later, for now let us return to our friend the benefit of the body uh oversized heart.
It was an after noon in Paris and our second night in Beijing friend Gerard Holtz (I am not sure of the spelling as in the rest of the blog anyway) presents our friend Guy This is Guy gives us a portrait edifying and terrifying paniquifiant and I was being adjective "iant" and yes the last word does not exist, so we said Guy was how the Chinese are sneaky, manipulative and vicious (I just hate me by the Chinese this time) said this guy is in Paris and Beijing has not ... that Guy finally happens to mark the spirits he should have said that Beijing has the French like that we would have had the pleasure of seeing you make you pick up by Chinese police Live every last vote whether ceques you said Guy we know from the Pre-Games we know that the Chinese are not a people who apply the human rights we know they détruient houses for their stage for the Olympics we know they are manipulative and they invented the Pokémon (uh that I'm not but hey).
But the question everyone asks is why is Guy are you so mean? Stuart Wells me I know in a world exclusive I'll swing all: Guy all the time is small
The little guy is doing the shopping with her mom wants to go to Guy radius candy his mother agrees and the way that it intersects a friend, the mother of Guy 's arrested but not ... It enters the guy radius turns and not see his mother!! soon the shelves of candy is ressere packets of sweets looking Guy with a menacing look (yes the candy is threatening) then it is the black hole ...
Guy wakes up in the radius candy his mother is unknown and many everyone stares at the Guy does not understand why everyone looks at him and then he notes it seems that the world around him is more strange is short (yes, really) looks in the mirror (I know there are rarely any mirrors at the mall but hey you want him to look into what) and the ... Amazement and horror there is adult and bigger than before
"no" screaming
Guy Guy is why it is evil has grown up and bigger than before with candy evil ...
Yes I know ANYONE attack on these weak points and the cowardly but Guy is not with China? then who is the wicked me with my article or Guy who attacked 1 billion people ... thoughtful reader well until the next update which will be funnier promised.
writing not the incredible hulk ah non Stuart Wells.